Delta Flight Diverts Due To Diarrhea All Over Aircraft

Shitty flight. Literally.

What? Has the world gone insane?

It's this kid of crap that makes flying a shitty experience these days. I'd be pooped dealing with the overall delay, and then be down in the dumps recovering from the drama.

I would hope, if there was ever a time to realize it's not a good idea to videotape everything, it was on that flight.

How the fuck did the passenger shit ALL OVER the plane? Was he/she running up and down the aisle?

Shitty Little Ann did it.

If I had a nickel for every time...

Read this, R7. A commentor says they were on the plane when it happened.

Remember the guy how hopped onto the first class dessert cart and did his business ?

R7, also if you dare clink on the Twitter link in the OP's article, it sounded like a medical emergency. The passenger was stretchered off the plane by EMTs. Nightmarish.

R7, also if you dare clink on the Twitter link in the OP's article, it sounded like a medical emergency. The passenger was stretchered off the plane by EMTs. Nightmarish.

And here I was JUST asking about taking Imodium for Montezuma's revenge.

And we needed to know about this ... why?

Get help, OP.

Yes, R13! That story still tickles me.

The infamous shit on a drink cart incident!

r13 I remember reading something that said "he proceeded to lower his pants and did his best impersonation of a chocolate soft serv ice cream dispenser."

How does that even happen?

Which one of you prisspots posted THIS one?

I had some kind of stomach virus years ago and I just spontaneously shat myself, there was no warning at all. Shit just started shooting out of my ass like lightning. I was home at the time, thank god.

I had food poisoning kick in on a long flight once. Horribly unpleasant experience, but thankfully I made it to the bathroom every time. Shit happens, as they say.

I saw the tiktok of the damage it did on the plane. Disgusting.

[quote] I saw the tiktok of the damage it did on the plane. Disgusting.

Link, please!

It’s on the reddit thread linked above. Scroll down to the bottom and the tiktok link is there.

The TikTok link that R27 is talking about, tells a slightly different story.

And based on the color, it looks more to me like blood, than diarrhea.

How is there no cell footage of this incident?

That's how you know it was bad, R33.

When people are so horrified by a spontaneous event, that they don't even think of recording it.

In this day and age, that's really saying something.

He should have just stayed in the bathroom.

The person must have been in terrible distress considering the diarrhea seems to be bloody. Somebody on the Reddit thread suggested diverticulitis might be a cause. Passengers apparently were horrified and had empathy for the person. Imagine that. People feeling empathy nowadays.

The Tiktok lady at R33 said the person was a female, not male R35.

I know a lady who had a rectal bleed a few years ago and she said there was no controlling it. Blood and shit just came running out of her ass and she said she couldn't hold it in.

Everyone over the age of 60 repeat after me: "There but for the grace of God go I."

I mean, that would just never have happened to June Cleaver.

It is Delta’s fault, of course, and the passengers all deserve a big payday from this.

How does blood and shit just run out of your ass? Is it a prolapse situation?

R42 Sounds like a trick who went beyond his capabilities.

Healthy energy, light, prayers or anything else positive to send to that woman. That's bloody hell.

Can you imagine an incident on a long-haul flight where there was some food service contamination and EVERY passenger got diarrhea at the same time? Lord GOD.

If it was diverticulitis it could have been a ruptured colon.

I've had GI issues where nothing happens for like 4 days and then you're like "Holy mother of God how can THIS much come out of a human being all at once??!???" so if she had diverticulitis or an infection, or a Crohn's flareup, then a steady stream of shit could have totally been the cause.

Happy Birthday from a random food borne virus to the stealth scat troll. Doo doo queen that you are.

A spontaneous diarrhea attack the instant the plane crossed into their air space certainly casts a shadow over the slogan “Virginia is for lovers”.

Clearly Dawson flying home from the weekend. Diarrhea, blood. Not that surprising after what he did.

R7, Probably from up front to the lavs in the back. Maybe wearing shorts.

R38, Pre-Covid I saw a rectal surgeon for bleeding and pain. He took one glance and said, "Yep, an anal fissure "

Apparently they can happen, heal themselves, in a cycle, but eventually the law of diminishing returns kicks in and surgery is recommended.

I asked if said surgery could result in incontinence. Doctor laughed, but never answered. I eschewed it.

This airplane situation sounds like she had that surgery.

[QUOTE]He should have just stayed in the bathroom.

It's unclear whether she ever got there.

BTW, the fissure wasn't from any "activity."

What do they mean "it had to divert to Atlanta"? Is Atlanta the go-to airport for planes afflicted with diarrhea? I'd have thought Miami.

Divert-particularly-closest. It's a stink bomb up here!

I was on a flight from SFO to HNL in December. I got on the flight & there was already an elderly lady in the aisle seat next to me- she was wheeled on..... I said hello & light chit chat..... She then shit herself an hour into the flight. I asked her if she needed to go to the toilet & she said, "no, I have a diaper on, im fine until I get home"....... I got up, went to the flight attendant & advised of the situation. He said, "wait here, I'll be 2 minutes". He came back & asked where my carry on was & what it looked like- he went & got my bag & stuff in the seat back deal, & took it up front. He motioned to me up to 1st class, I came & he said, "this is your new seat"! Thank you Hawaiian Air! Felt sorry for those around my old seat, but I really didnt care after my 3rd mai-tai..... They got out the biohazard bag around her & they took her into the toilet...... That's beyond the job.........

Seriously, r58. Flight attendants should NOT have to perform CNA activities. A wheelchair-trapped incontinent elderly woman who thinks she's "just fine" after shitting trou should be sent a very, very heavy medical bill from the airline.

Domestic carriers aren't supposed to be cheap air ambulances. She knew of her condition and didn't give a shit if everyone else suffered hers for agonizing hours. Of course, no goddamn pun. I hate the elderly selfish with their special blinders.

Seriously, r58. Flight attendants should NOT have to perform CNA activities. A wheelchair-trapped incontinent elderly woman who thinks she's "just fine" after shitting trou should be sent a very, very heavy medical bill from the airline.

Domestic carriers aren't supposed to be cheap air ambulances. She knew of her condition and didn't give a shit if everyone else suffered hers for agonizing hours. Of course, no goddamn pun. I hate the elderly selfish with their special blinders.

Why do I keep getting double posts? I swear I don't stab the "post" button...

R59 R60 Shitty Little Ann, is that you?

You Americans are OUT OF CONTROL!

[quote] Delta Flight Diverts Due To “Diarrhea All Over Aircraft”

And that's how it all began.....

Buck wouldn't have shit all over the plane.

AIrcraft tail number N570DZ.

You might want to note what plane you board and avoid this one for a while.

DZ must stand for Diarrhea Zone

Can't they make charcoal diapers like they make those charcoal flatulence pads?

The flight of our dreams!!!

No, the real Erna would complain that it was from a Stinkfish.

[quote]The flight of our dreams!!!

Mine too!

[quote] Buck wouldn't have shit all over the plane.

But Wilma did, that time she ate the bad clams on the fire planet.

I had a flight after a Mexican vacation and was shitting huge amounts of blood, but I wasn’t so uncaring of others that I would shit all over the plane like this passenger did. People need to be more considerate. If you just stayed seated and massively soiled the seat you are in, at least it would only be one seat and the flight could continue. Don’t make a run when you have the runs!

[quote] You Americans are OUT OF CONTROL!

The American plane turned around and got everyone off the plane and cleaned it. Compare that to awful Canadians.

The frequency of these disgusting events makes me never want to use public transportation ever again.

I got a BAD case of food poisoning at the ATL airport (Intermezzo Cafe, which is rightfully closed now). Fortunately I didn’t suffer the effects until I was home in Rhode Island, so no mess was made on the plane.

Looks like it happened in steerage. Why go back?

I would need to have explosive diarrhea to sit down in an airplane toilet. It's bad enough if you have to pee in one of those things.

Why are you all looking at ME???

I would be so mortified that I would contemplate suicide.

Wastin' away again in Diarrheaville ...

^ Aww, RIP Jimmy Buffett.

🎶 There's feces on a jet plane!

Don't know if Imma fly again!

Oh, man, she had to go!

Big question, why did they go alllll the way back to Atlanta? DC, Richmond, Baltimore and even Charlottesville can handle large poo jets. Delta has flights at all of them.

I’m sure there’s a good reason but being on a plane full of steaming poo for the extra 1:30 would have pissed me off.

Maybe it's where they'd be guaranteed to find new pilots and cabin crew to resume the flight once the plane was cleaned. The original crew timed out by the time the plane was ready. Atlanta is Delta's biggest hub, right? May not have been able to schedule new crew due to unavailability in smaller cities. They may have been able to determine that before turning around.

[quote]How does that even happen?

Food poisoning, reaction to medications, flare-up of existing disorders, etc.

I've had some near misses due to a medical issue. Something like this is my nightmare scenario.

Now splashed across the Daily Mail front page!

If the flight had a crying child, I hope our Diarrheaess twerked at it on her way down the aisle.

Well that's a fun story to tell the friends back home "So how's your Spanish vacation going?" "Boy do I have a story for you..."

If you have chili beans for lunch in Boston then catch a flight to the best coast, whilst flying over Utah where the devil lives, you may have an upchuck episode so bad that the beans come hurtling out of their skins into the sick bag as the skins remain clogged in your throat gagging you.

Utah is the worst!

Pro tip: if you don't find sick bags in the seat pocket, they're usually stocked in the restrooms too. It took me a while before I stopped going everywhere with a sick bag in a pocket.

That's it. I'm never flying again.

It took about two hours for the plane to return to Atlanta, with the passengers gagging on the shit stench the whole time. I can only imagine what torture that must've been. I hope Delta reimbursed them for the cost of the flight.

And this is reason #542 why I will fork over thousands for a seat in first class.

Rich people shit too. The guy who shit on a drink cart was in first class.

r92. Why is everything you've said incorrect, yet insist on spewing falsehoods? Idiot cunt still trying to prowl his jack shit.

R96 Yeah but rich people’s shit don’t smell.

Reminds me of when Flava Flav had the dating show, one big girl wasn’t wearing underwear and sh*t on the floor

[quote]It is Delta’s fault, of course, and the passengers all deserve a big payday from this.

Please, leave my name out of this fucking mess!

I hope at the very least they replace the seat(s) involved. Just cleaning them won't suffice; I know from experience of taking care of my grandfather. That smell, and possibly the shit itself, gets deep down in the fabric and foam, and whenever someone sits down on it... PHEW!

Also, anal fissures do not cause diarrhea, before or after surgery. In fact, mine were a result of Crohn's Disease related diarrhea. Plenty of blood, though. I went into remission earlier this year and was downgraded to Ulcerative Colitis.

They had to tear out the carpet.

[quote]Once they finally touched back down in Atlanta, ground crews went on a cleaning mission to disinfect the plane and clear the plane of any lingering odours. It took them around five hours, with crews going so far as to tear up and replace the carpet on board.

I don’t think replacing the carpet alone is going to fix it. What about the seat(s) this person was sitting on? Does anyone know the tail sign of the aircraft so I can avoid it?

There was blood coming out of her.... wherever.

R13 I remember that ! He was some drunken belligerent business executive, apparently it went to trial and he was fined over $100,000.

Did the crew and passengers receive a decontamination spray?

Have the crew started trauma based therapy yet?

akin to the Poop deck on an ocean going ship?

They should have just burned the plane. No one needs to ride on that thing every again.

A passenger on the Delta Diarrhea Plane has spoken. DM link, so it's in my next post.

[post redacted because linking to dailymail.co.uk clearly indicates that the poster is either a troll or an idiot (probably both, honestly.) Our advice is that you just ignore this poster but whatever you do, don't click on any link to this putrid rag.]

Delta: "We Really Move Our Tail For You!"

Has any reporting - or Twitter accounts - explained how this got far and wide?

R116 planes fly at a slight upright angle even at cruising altitude. If you threw a bucket of water into the aisle it would run down it.

I hope the shitter didn't have covid. There could be mass casualties. And it is transmitted through farts/fecal matter--Rudy Giuliani farted on that bitch lawyer Jenna Ellis and gave her covid.

OK but like did she stand up, bend over, and projectile? I'm sorry, not scat stealth here, but I need to understand the engineering on this.

I'm at a loss as well to understand the logistics of this. Did she shit in the aisle?

Was it basically Meghan in Bridesmaids, only squatted over the aisle instead of the sink?

You can pop out and remove the seats, seat covers and rugs. No one sat in seat with shit in it. Or where shit had been.

If I were in charge of a plane I would rip out all carpeting and put a vinyl floor where it ought to be!

Joan, you *really* should know better. Get with the hip kids!

My plane never gets diverted for diarrhea. We just keep going. What a bunch of losers!

R100 I don't know how I didn't remember this Flav show with a girl who flat out shits on the floor in the middle of the show and they all talk about it and it becomes a plot point. Which of these sloppy scenarios is more embarrassing? Diarrhea Diversion or Shitty Plot Twist?

Why didn't the TSA check her for diarrhea, Archie?

Diarrhea On A Plane starring Samuel L. Jackson

"Which one of you motherfuckers shit all up in this bitch?"

Poop deck also applies to aircraft

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